Ratto's Top 25: Smash Mouth a few more tweets from the top


Ratto's Top 25: Smash Mouth a few more tweets from the top

At this moment, I keep going back to the omnibus description of 2016 from Irish comedian and show presenter Dara O’Briain, who listed the highlights of the year as “Brexit, Donald Trump, and everything good died.”

Hey, ask any Cub fan – once he or she stops vomiting and trying to pick a fight with that policeman’s horse.

And now, the weekly stupid.

1. COLORADO (6-2, 8-0, 3-5): Idle this week. Idle is never a bad thing. ¡Viva ociosidad!

 2. TEMPLE (6-3, 8-1, 5-4): Let Cincinnati hang around too long, but if you didn’t like stress, you wouldn’t be betting to begin with.

 3. ALABAMA (8-0, 6-2, 4-4): Also off, but did enjoy Auburn getting hooked by Mississippi.

 4. COREY KLUBER (4-0, 0.89): The Other Andrew Miller.

 5. WASHINGTON (8-0, 4-4, 7-1): Just bet the over and you can pretend they’re one of the best teams in the world.

 6. RUSSELL WESTBROOK AND ANTHONY DAVIS (101-29-15): Each had 50-point games in the first four days of the season, but Davis’ New Orleans Pelicans lost his game at home to Denver and Westbrook’s Oklahoma City Metorological Distubances needed overtime to beat the equally challenged Phoenix Suns. Question to metrics experts: Are points now bad indices for victory?

 7. DR. RICHARD HARKAWAY, UROLOGIST/COMEDIAN (two middle fingers, one ejection after bombing Westbrook in Philadelphia Wednesday): May have found a new career as Westbrook’s nightly inspiration and morale coach.

 8. SMASH MOUTH (15 members, five musical genres, lots of records sold, stuff to say): Raved about Trent Baalke in response to a tweet by KNBR’s Ray Woodson, then dogged the Oakland A’s in response to a tweet by the San Francisco Chronicle’s John Shea about Coco Crisp. Could climb the list if the band’s tweetmaster can be baited into fights over the Raiders, Giants, Warriors, Kings, Sharks, Earthquakes, Stanford, Cal, USF, St. Mary’s, Santa Clara, UOP, UC Davis, Sacramento State and Prospect High School.

9. OREGON  (3-5, 1-6-1, 6-2): Smacked Arizona State to be the last team in America to cover this year. Consider this ranking a participation trophy.

10. WYOMING (6-2, 5-3, 5-3): And the meek will take out the earth for a quick weekend in Vegas.

11. MONTREAL CANADIENS (8-0-0-1, 8-1, 3-5-1): A terrible team a year ago, now cured by the healing touch of goaltender Carey Price.

12. EDMONTON OILERS (7-1-0, 6-2, 3-5): A hideously brutal team for a decade, now cured by the healing touch of Connor McDavid.

13. GEORGIA STATE (2-6, 6-2, 2-6): Good to see some teams have their priorities in order.

14. JOHN PAUL STEVENS ( a seriously bad dude, even in retirement): The former Supreme Court Justice sat through all nine innings of Game 4 in Wrigley Field, and then swore out death warrants on Corey Kluber, Jason Kipnis and Terry Francona, because he can still do stuff like that.

15. PHILADELPHIA 76ERS (0-2, 1-1, 0-2): If the Warriors are forbidden by the gods to make a run at 74 wins, well, these guys are game for a challenge. They’ve already given Westbrook a mega-triple-double and lost by 32, both games at home. But hey, it’s a process.

16. CLEMSON (8-0, 4-4, 3-5): I was going to wait for the Stanford-Arizona game to see if Bear Down could fail to cover yet again, but then I realized I couldn’t justify that level of punishment even to myself.

17. SUNDERLAND (0-8-2): The Black Cats lost to Arsenal, 4-1, improving on its 0-7-3 record of a year ago and delivering the worst start in Premier League history. If I am manager David Moyes (and I’m not, to our mutual relief), I start cheating my ass completely off.

18. KENTUCKY (5-3, 5-3, 4-4): You know the SEC East stinks if the ‘Cats still have a chance to play in the conference title game this late in the season.

19. BORUSSIA MONCHENGLADBACH (3-3-3): German Bundesliga team currently famous because a Scottish bar advertised that its game with Glasgow Celtic would be on sets in the bar, but since the owner couldn’t spell “Monchengladbach,” described it on the marquee as “A German Team.” The team is now merchandising itself as just that – “A German Team.” Perfect.

20. GEORGIA SOUTHERN (4-4, 1-7, 2-6): When you wake up and find out your neighbor’s tree fell on your car.

21. TCU (4-4, 1-7, 4-4): Never covering is one thing, but missing the over by five touchdowns in a two-overtime game? Shame floods Fort Worth.

22. MICHIGAN STATE (2-6, 2-6, 3-5): Covered against Michigan while losing, 32-23. Jim Harbaugh (8-0, 4-4, 6-2) has covered only twice in last six games, proving that Smash Mouth was right.

23. FLORIDA ATLANTIC (1-7, 1-7, 4-4): Hasn’t won since Florida International fired its head coach a month ago. Identity crisis, sympathy pains or just plain old gravity?

24. BAYLOR (6-1, 2-5, 1-6): Lost to Texas in a game apparently officiated by nine-year-olds hopped up on processed sugar. I wish I could muster some outrage about this, but Baylor.

25. THE YEAR 2087: The next time the Cubs will impinge upon your late October. And yes, that was incredibly cheap.

But look at it like this. Go away.

WNBA All-Star sues Cal over alleged sexual assault


WNBA All-Star sues Cal over alleged sexual assault

BERKELEY — Former California women’s basketball player and current WNBA All-Star guard Layshia Clarendon has filed a lawsuit against Cal claiming she was sexually assaulted by a longtime member of the athletic department.

The school acknowledged the lawsuit Wednesday night and said the staff member, Mohamed Muqtar, had recently been placed on paid leave. The assistant director of student services, Muqtar has been working for the university for just more than 25 years, the school said. An e-mail to Muqtar’s Cal email account was not immediately returned.

Cal said in a statement “the University is aware of the complaint, but has not received a copy of the lawsuit nor had the benefit of reviewing the allegations.”

Clarendon, who plays for the Atlanta Dream and was at Cal from 2009-13, posted on Twitter her thoughts about the lawsuit.

She said in three separate tweets:

— “Regarding the news today: I want the shame to not be my own anymore, because it’s not my shame to carry, but it’s something that I’ve had to carry. It’s a horrible thing to live in silence, to carry that pain and that weight and the guilt.”

— “My biggest hope is that he never does this to anyone else. That no one else has to suffer under his hand, or him violating their bodies again. That this would be the end of him assaulting people. #TimesUp.”

— “It feels there is a big level of responsibility there for me, to make sure this doesn’t continue. And he doesn’t continue to harm other people.”

Cal explained in its statement that this case goes beyond the athletic department for investigation.

The statement reads: “Our department policy states that once anyone in Cal Athletics is made aware of any instance or allegation of a violation of University policy involving a coach, staff member or student-athlete, those matters are referred to the appropriate departments on campus responsible for investigating them. Athletics does not have its own specific conduct process nor does it investigate allegations or cases on its own, but follows the University’s policy and works in concert with campus professionals who are responsible for those areas. All university staff are also required to complete sexual harassment and sexual violence prevention training, and those programs have increased in recent years. Cal Athletics is and will always be committed to fostering a culture where everyone feels safe, welcome and respected. We encourage anyone who is feeling distressed or troubled to contact the PATH to Care Center and other campus resources.

“Layshia holds a special place in our history for her contributions to Cal women’s basketball both on and off the court and we are saddened to hear of the allegations that are coming to light today.”

Alabama wins national title on epic walk-off touchdown in OT


Alabama wins national title on epic walk-off touchdown in OT


ATLANTA -- To add another championship to the greatest dynasty college football has ever seen, Alabama turned to its quarterback of the future, and Tua Tagovailoa proved that his time is now.

The freshman quarterback, who had played mostly mop-up duty this season, came off the bench to spark a comeback and threw a 41-yard touchdown to DeVonta Smith that gave No. 4 Alabama a 26-23 overtime victory against No. 3 Georgia on Monday night for the College Football Playoff national championship.

Tagovailoa entered the game at halftime, replacing a struggling Jalen Hurts, and threw three touchdown passes to give the Crimson Tide its fifth national championship since 2009 under coach Nick Saban.

"He just stepped in and did his thing," Hurts said. "He's built for stuff like this. I'm so happy for him." The Tide might have a quarterback controversy ahead of it but first Alabama will celebrate another national title.

For the third straight season, Alabama played in a classic CFP final. The Tide split two with Clemson, losing last season on touchdown with a second left.

What was Saban thinking as the winning pass soared this time?

"I could not believe it," he said. "There's lots of highs and lows. Last year we lost on the last play of the game and this year we won on the last play of the game. These kids really responded the right way. We said last year, `Don't waste the feeling.' They sure didn't, the way they played tonight."

Smith streaked into the end zone and moments later confetti rained and even Saban seemed almost giddy after watching maybe the most improbably victory of his unmatched career.

After Alabama kicker Andy Pappanastos missed a 36-yard field goal that would have won it for the Tide (13-1) in the final seconds of regulation , Georgia (13-2) took the lead with a 51-yard field goal from Rodrigo Blankenship in overtime.

Tagovailoa took a terrible sack on Alabama's first play of overtime, losing 16 yards. On the next play he found Smith, another freshman, and hit him in stride for the national championship.

Tagovailoa was brilliant at times, though he had a few freshman moments. He threw an interception when he tried to pass on a running play and all his receivers were blocking. He also darted away from the pass rushers and made some impeccable throws, showing the poise of a veteran. Facing fourth-and-goal from 7, down seven, the left-hander moved to his left and zipped a pass through traffic that hit Calvin Ridley in the numbers for the tying score with 3:49 left in the fourth quarter.

He finished 14 for 24 for 166 yards. The winning play was, basically, four receivers going deep.

"After the sack, we just got up and took it to the next play," Tagovailoa said. "I looked back out, and he was wide open. Smitty was wide open." Freshmen were everywhere for the Alabama offense: Najee Harris at running back, Henry Ruggs III at receiver, Alex Leatherwood at left tackle after All-American Jonah Williams was hurt. It's a testament to the relentless machine Saban has built.

But this game will be remembered most for his decision to change quarterbacks trailing 13-0.

"I just thought we had to throw the ball, and I felt he could do it better, and he did," Saban said. "He did a good job, made some plays in the passing game. Just a great win. I'm so happy for Alabama fans. Great for our players. Unbelievable."

Saban now has six major poll national championships, including one at LSU, matching the record set by the man who led Alabama's last dynasty, coach Paul Bear Bryant.

This was nothing like the others.

With President Trump in attendance, the all-Southeastern Conference matchup was all Georgia in the first half before Saban pulled Hurts and the five-star recruit from Hawaii entered. The president watched the second half from Air Force One.

"I don't know how Coach Saban found me all the way in Hawaii from Alabama," Tagovailoa said. "Thank God he found me and we're here right now."

The Tide trailed 20-7 in the third quarter after Georgia's freshman quarterback, Jake Fromm, hit Mecole Hardman for an 80-yard touchdown pass that had the Georgia fans feeling good about ending a national title drought that dates back to 1980.

Fromm threw for 232 yards for a while it looked as if he was going to be the freshman star for the game, the first to true freshman to lead his team to a national title season since Jamelle Holieway for Oklahoma in 1985.

"I mean, if you want to find out about Jake Fromm, go ask those guys on the other side of the ball, and they'll tell you because that's a really good defense he just went against," Smart said.

A little less than a year after the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point lead and lost in overtime to the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, there was more pain for many of the local fans. Two years ago, Georgia brought in Saban's top lieutenant, Kirby Smart, to coach the Bulldogs and bring to his alma mater a dose of Alabama's Process.

Smart, who spent 11 seasons with Saban - eight as his defensive coordinator in Tuscaloosa - quickly built `Bama East. It was Georgia that won the SEC this season. Alabama had to slip into the playoff without even winning its own division.

With the title game being held 70 miles from Georgia's campus in Athens, Dawg fans packed Mercedes-Benz Stadium, but it turned out to be sweet home for Alabama and now Saban is 12-0 against his former assistants.

But not without angst.

Alabama drove into the red zone in the final minute and Saban started playing for a field goal that would end the game and win it for the Tide. A nervous quiet gripped the crowd of 77,430 as `Bama burned the clock. With the ball centered in the middle of the field, Pappanastos lined up for a kick to win the national championship. The snap and hold looked fine, but the kicked missed badly to the left.

For the second straight week, Georgia was going to overtime. The Bulldogs beat Oklahoma in a wild Rose Bowl in double overtime to get here, and after Jonathan Ledbetter and Davin Bellamy sacked Tagovailoa for a big loss on the first play, Alabama was in trouble - second-and-26.

Not for long. Tagovailoa looked off the safety and threw the biggest touchdown pass in the history of Alabama football.