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Bieber's arraignment for crimes against Boston sports

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Bieber's arraignment for crimes against Boston sports

By Mary Paoletti
CSNNE.com

This must all end . . . this Bieber . . . thing . . .that's been going on for two years.

I'd start by not writing about him here, but he won't leave sports alone. And as long as he continues to infect the world that WGS deals in then he's fair game for ridicule and torment.

Like this week. Yup, Biebs messed up again and he gon' and dun' it in my city. So WGS has decided to bring formal charges. Let's get this on.

In the case of the Commonwealth versus Justin Bieber:

On the night of November 17, 2010, at a so-called "concert" at the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts, you perpetrated several crimes. To the charges of

--Fraud (lipsyncing, you little punk), counts 00-19

--Blatant disrespect (Yankee hats on your dancers? Really?), count 20

--Stupidity (you can't claim that Shaq likes you then call Kobe the greatest), count 21

--and Mayhem (Tanguary and Felger still haven't recovered), count 22

How do you plead? Wait, let me help.

GUILTY. YOU'RE GUILTY, YOU TWIT.

You are sentenced to what will be one of the most anti-climactic lives in the history of pop culture. Your voice will change, the movie you do with Paris Hilton and Mario Lopez will tank, an angry Shaq will find you, America and your mother will regret you, not even Canada will take you back, and Michael Felger will laugh the entire time.

Boston loves you, Biebs. Just don't let the door hit you on the way . . .

Ow.

Astros beat Yankees in Game 7 to advance to World Series, 4-0

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Astros beat Yankees in Game 7 to advance to World Series, 4-0

HOUSTON - Charlie Morton and Lance McCullers combined on a three-hitter, Jose Altuve and Evan Gattis homered and the Houston Astros reached the World Series, blanking the New York Yankees 4-0 Saturday night in Game 7 of the AL Championship Series.

Just four years removed from their third straight 100-loss season in 2013, the Astros shut down the Yankees for two straight games after dropping three in a row in the Bronx.

Next up for the Astros: Game 1 of the World Series against the Los Angeles Dodgers on Tuesday night. Houston aces Dallas Keuchel and ALCS MVP Justin Verlander will have plenty of rest, too, before the matchup begins at Dodger Stadium.

Houston has never won even a single World Series game. The only previous time the Astros made it this far, they were a National League team when they were swept by the Chicago White Sox in 2005.

Now, manager A.J. Hinch's club has a chance to win that elusive first title, while trying to boost a region still recovering from Hurricane Harvey.

Houston improved to 6-0 at Minute Maid Park in these playoffs and became the fifth team in major league history to win a seven-game postseason series by winning all four of its home games.

Morton bounced back from a loss in Game 3 to allow two hits over five scoreless innings. Starter-turned-postseason reliever McCullers limited the Yankees to just one hit while fanning six over the next four.

Combined, they throttled the Yankees one last time in Houston. Aaron Judge, Gary Sanchez and their New York teammates totaled just three runs in the four road games.

CC Sabathia entered the game 10-0 with a 1.69 ERA in 13 starts this season after a Yankees loss. But he struggled with command and was gone with one out in the fourth inning.

Houston was up 2-0 in fifth when former Yankees star Brian McCann came through for the second straight game by hitting a two-run double after snapping an 0-for-20 skid with an ground-rule RBI double to give Houston its first run on Friday night.

The Yankees, trying to reach the World Series for the first time since 2009, lost an elimination game for the first time this season after winning their first four in these playoffs. New York struggled on the road this postseason, with this loss dropping the team to 1-6.