Hulk Hugan on UK Riots (mp3)
By Adam Hart
I don't even understand why the British think 57-year-old Hulk Hogan can stop their riots. A wicked tan and doo-rag can only go so far, brother. Even he's promoting a diplomatic juvenile re-tracking approach.
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But if he does somehow squash the rioters with his TV-star-wrestling charm, President Obama should take a serious look at letting Hulkamania sweep Afghanistan. It only makes sense . . . brother.