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Johnson is Ochocino, Ochocinco is Johnson

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Johnson is Ochocino, Ochocinco is Johnson

I think we need to be careful before jumping to conclusions about what really happened inside Chad Johnson's car this weekend. Mostly, because both 85 and his wife are certifiably insane.

You know about Chad. His whackiness has been on display since the moment he entered the league. Of course, he never really gave off the vibe that he was "violent crazy" especially towards women. But I guess you never know.

As for his wife, Evelyn Lozada (Antoine Walker's ex-fianceeone of the stars of VH1's Basketball Wives), here's a little glimpse at what she brings to the crazy train.

All aboard!

OK, I won't make any more light of this situation. But the point is that I really think it's worth pumping the breaks on labeling Johnson a wife beaterdomestic abuser until all the details are out there. For now, all we have is two crazy people in a smart car with a condoms receipt.

The one thing we do know, however, is that Chad Johnson is out of a job the Dolphins released him shortly after he was released from jail.

If you watched the first episode of HBO's Hard Knocks, you weren't surprised by this development. Even though he looked pretty good on the field, there was no question that Johnson's unpredictable, attention-whore mentality was already wearing on new head coach Joe Philbin and Co. It's obvious that they don't really care if 85's innocent or not, they just don't want him associated with the team. And no one can blame them. Johnson's had one 1000-yard receiving season since 2007; the time for putting up with his ridiculousness has long past.

But I don't think people are done putting up with it.

In light of everything that may have happened this weekend, I've heard a bunch of people speculate that Johnson head-butted away his career in that smart car. That Miami was his last shot in the NFL, and he'll now have to settle on a career as professional reality star. I don't buy it, though. There's no way we've seen the last of Chad Johnson.

If Terrell Owens is still getting chances at 38, someone will take a chance on Johnson at 34. Or 35. Or 36. And he'll probably blow every one.

But that won't stop them from trying.

Rich can be reached at rlevine@comcastsportsnet.com. Follow Rich on Twitter at http:twitter.comrich_levine

QUICK SLANTS PODCAST: Belichick ignoring noise? Or trying to change the narrative?

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QUICK SLANTS PODCAST: Belichick ignoring noise? Or trying to change the narrative?

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15:00 Reaction to the Austin-Seferian Jenkins overturned touchdown, and what changes need to be made in the NFL replay system. 

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What's missing from Patriots? A defense that has a clue

What's missing from Patriots? A defense that has a clue

FOXBORO - We’re not quite at the point of fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, or 40 years of darkness, or even dogs and cats living together, but this Patriots season isn’t headed down the right path, despite a 4-2 record and the top spot in the AFC East. 

There are several elements that appear missing at this juncture - chief among them a defense that actually has a clue. Please don’t celebrate holding the Jets to 17 points - I’m looking at you, Dont’a Hightower. Josh McCown threw for just 194 yards against the Cleveland freakin’ Browns for goodness sake, but he got you for 354 and two scores?! Even the 2009 Patriots defense is offended by that.

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We’d be foolish to think the Pats can’t get this leaky unit fixed for reasons so obvious I won’t state them in this space so as not to waste my time or yours. We also know - long before Bill Belichick’s 6 1/2-minute explanation on the Monday conference call - that it's not supposed to be perfect right now. Actually, it’ll never be perfect. That’s not how this game works. 

Yet week after week, we see uncommon breakdowns and one defender looking at the next as if to say, “I thought you had him?” or more to the point, “what the hell were you doing?” It started Sunday at MetLife on the third play of the game. Malcolm Butler, playing 10 yards off Robby Anderson, looking as if he’s never played the position before, inexplicably turning his back on Anderson even though the wide receiver makes no real move to the post. That results in just about the easiest completion of McCown’s life, a 23-yarder on third-and-10. 

On the same series, on another third-and-long, the Pats rushed four and dropped seven into coverage. Defensive end Cassius Marsh continued his season-long trend of rushing so far upfield he ended up in Hoboken. With Deatrich Wise ridden outside on the opposite edge, McCown wisely stepped up and found prime real estate with New York City views. He wanted to throw and could have when the Pats fouled up a crossing route from the backside of the play. But with that much room to roam, McCown took off, scooting for a quick 16 yards and another first down.

Fittingly, that drive ended with a Jets touchdown on yet another dumb play, this one courtesy of Mr. Hit or Miss, Elandon Roberts. Channeling his inner Brandon Spikes, the second-year pro blew off his key and responsibility on third-and-goal from the 1, charging hard to the line. This, despite one of the most feeble play-action fakes you’ll see. In fact, I’m not even sure it was a real play-action fake. Anyway, score it as a touchdown to Austin Seferian-Jenkins and an indictment on David Harris, who apparently can’t vault past the erratic Roberts on the depth chart.

Similar to the week prior in Tampa, the Pats found better footing after that. They forced three straight three-and-outs in the second quarter and then helped turn the game when Butler intercepted an ill-advised throw by McCown just prior to the half. They got another turnover to start the third, with Butler coming off the edge on fourth-and-1 and forcing McCown into panic mode. The veteran QB fired an off-target throw to - get this - a wide open receiver who went uncovered on a drag route and Devin McCourty was gifted an interception.

But this group frowns on prosperity. It took a little-seen rule to prevent a Seferian-Jenkins touchdown in the fourth, and on the game’s final drive, the Pats allowed a 32-yard completion on fourth-and-12. Then, on what turned out to be the Jets final play, the Pats let Tavaris Cadet leak out of the backfield and run unchecked 20 yards down the field. Had McCown not soiled himself again, Gang Green would have had a first down and at least one crack at the end zone. Then, who knows what the heck happens?

It was just a season ago that the Patriots led the entire NFL in scoring defense. If you’ll recall, we spent a better part of the year wondering if that defense was championship quality. Turns out they were. Right now, we’re wondering once again if this defense is of that ilk, but through an entirely different prism. It’s on the players and staff to change the current outlook, or those cats and dogs will have to figure out their shared space.