By Justin Aucoin
WickedGoodSports.com
In a lot of ways this Bruins-Habs series is harder on the Bruins fans soul than the Flyers debacle last year.
Maybe its because its happening against the Canadiens. Maybe its because the Bruins are looking flatter than week old soda. Maybe its cause the Tin Man has shown more heart than this years Bruins squad. Whatever the reason is, watching the Bruins playing like drunken frat boys on the ice is absolutely excruciating to watch.
So it got us thinking whats not good but still less excruciating to watch than the Boston Bruins?
Three Minutes of Fame
In a lot of ways, the Three Minutes of Fame mini-game between periods at the Garden looks a lot like how the Bruins are playing hockeyno real strategy, everyone playing tackle the guy with the puck, horrid passing.
Only difference is these kids are like eight and arent getting paid boatloads of cash. Theyre also showing more hustle.
Whatever the hell this is:
Question: Did Roosevelt run this race with a bullet in his chest?
The Boston Red Sox
And thats saying something since the Sox arent exactly lighting it up with highlights this year either. They just put together their first winning streak of back-to-back games. Yknow what? They still have more wins this week than the Bs.
Shaq playing for the Celtics
Statler and Waldorf say it best.
Every Friday parody out there
Seriously. The song sucked. The parodies are even worse. Just let it go people. Let it go.
Giving birth
The video we all saw in eighth grade was awkward and uncomfortable as hell. The real-deal isnt much better.
The Boston Marathon
Nothing says Im a lazy buggar like watching other people run while drinking copious amounts of beer. And watching someone poop themselves while running on live TV? Still less painful than the Bruins powerplay.
Lets hope the Bruins show some pride out there tonight. Ugh.