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Random News of the Day: 45 (XLV) Reasons

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Random News of the Day: 45 (XLV) Reasons

Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2011
9:49 a.m.

By Joe Collins
CSNChicago.com

Still apprehensive about joining the Bears bandwagon? Don't worry! Here are 45 reasons the Bears will make it to Super Bowl XLV:

I: January 14, 2004: "Our number one goal is to beat the Packers." That was Lovie Smith at his introductory Bears press conference. You don't think that will get mentioned at Halas Hall this week, do you?
II: Devin Hester. His first punt return TD came against Green Bay. Wouldn't it just make too much sense for him to do it again on Sunday?

III: The Bears are three point underdogs in their own backyard. (POOF). Bulletin board material in an instant. No fuss. Serve while hot.

IV: Columnist Rick Reilly (see previous point about bulletin board material)

V: Brian Urlacher. His 125 tackles (96 solo) on the year will mean nothing if the Bears don't win Sunday. He knows this rivalry better than anyone on the team.

VI: Jay Cutler. A bell must have rung somewhere. Cutler finally got his playoff wings. And hopefully, he won't have to waste any more time talking about the subject.

VII: Because of the work of Ted Phillips and Jerry Angelo. Landing Julius Peppers, Chester Taylor and Brandon Manumaleuna helped put the team in a position to make a Super Bowl run. Speaking of landing people...

VIII: Having three former head coaches assist in steering the ship helps, too. Lovie Smith, Mike Martz, Rod Marinelli and Mike Tice have worked wonders.

IX: Robbie Gould. He already has a playoff game-winning field goal on his resume (49-yarder vs. Seattle, 11407). Umm, he knows the terrain.
X: Because Cutler doesn't want to get the following text messages from his pal Aaron Rodgers for the next seven months: "dude I was ROFL while u were ROF-Sacked...Sorry pal. LOL."

XI: Jim Cornelison. If he does the Star Spangled Banner prior to the Bears-Packers game, that alone would give the Bears a 7-0 lead.

XII: Olin Kreutz. The longest-tenured Bears player will be the absolute last person on that roster to mail it in on Sunday. I wouldn't want to be within 100 feet of him if things start going poorly.

XIII: Jim Belushi. The Bears will win Sunday just to give him something to do on Super Bowl Sunday-- like randomly appearing on the Bears sideline for no apparent reason.

XIV: The Soldier Field turf: the secret ally. It's like North Avenue during winter pothole season. If you're used to driving on it and know where the tricky spots are, you're fine. Let the out-of-towners wreck themselves on it.

XV: Long snapper Patrick Mannelly. Might be the most random piece of the Bears puzzle, but also on the short list of guys that are most deserving of a Bears Super Bowl ring.

XVI: Because the Bears want to hang out with the Black Eyed Peas after Super Bowl XLV. Wouldn't you?

XVII: Penalties. Heck, if the Packers commit half the number of penalties than they did the last time they were here, it'd be a good sign.

XVIII: Packers WR James Jones. He's due for another whiff on a deep pass. Maybe in a key moment in the fourth quarter.

XIX: Bearsss. Ditka. Sausage. Saaahhhssssage.

XX: Because hopefully the Bears can get to the Super Bowl, win it, and we won't have to worry about the Super Bowl XX glory days (at least for a little while).

XXI: Aspirations of a parade. You think the Bears caught a glimpse of the Hawks parade last summer and started dreaming of something similar in February?

XXII: Matt Forte. Let's hope he runs the ball 40 times. Why? Because the Bears have won 48 straight games when they run the ball at least 40 times.
XXIII: Because Lovie Smith would like nothing more than to win the Super Bowl in his home state of Texas.

XXIV: Tommie Harris. Danieal Manning. Johnny Knox (See previous entry)

XXV: The "It Doesn't Matter What We Think" factor: the Bears will win Sunday because of something not on this list, making it only fitting in this insane football season (see also: Jets, New York)

XXVI: With that said, you realize that the games are completely out of the players hands bacause the networks are just scheming to place the 1 and 3 TV markets together in the Super Bowl...right? No matter. By that theory, Bears still win Sunday!

XXVII: The George Halas trophy cannot go to Lambeau Field. It can't. It won't.

XXVIII: Because we secretly want to make Soldier Field shake so much that it registers on the Richter scale--- just as it did during Marshawn Lynch's bulldozing run in Seattle.

XXIX: Truthfully, I actually hope that the Bears win just for the safety of Packers fans that come into Chicago. I mean that sincerely. Let's face it, if the Packers win and their fans start talking while exiting Soldier Field, they might not make it to Lake Shore Drive.

XXX: Greg Olsen. So much for him being a non-entity in the Mike Martz offense, huh? With that said...

XXXI: The Packers' secondary is due for a breakdown, especially now that the Bears' passing game has found a rhythm. Law of averages about to even out? Here's an 'Obvious Stat of the Day': Cutler is 22-0 when his passing rating is over 100.

XXXII: It's because of the little guys, the key contributors outside the glow of the main spotlight: Taylor, Tim Jennings, Kellen Davis, Corey Wootton and D.J. Moore-- just to name a few.

XXXIII: Because Charles Tillman will have the game of his life. The eight-year veteran has the playoff experience and knows what Aaron Rodgers can bring to the table.

XXXIV: The Bears' rushing defense. They held Seattle to 34 yards. You listening, Packers? POKEPOKE James Starks...how about you? POKEPOKE John Kuhn? Brandon Jackson?
XXXV: Because the Bears will need a home field advantage on February 6th. Heck, you can almost put all of Naperville's population inside Cowboys Stadium. Might as well have 'em in blue and orange instead of green and yellow.

XXXVI: The Bears understand the need to finish. That messy fourth quarter against Seattle (165 yards, three TDs on 22 plays) might be a blessing in disguise- it will give the Bears plenty of motivation to close out an opponent that's much more potent than the Seahawks. Getting a nice lead would help this situation, of course.

XXXVII: The weather. 17 and blustery forecasted for Sunday. And this is...er...wait...why is this important? Because, once and for all, this might make the whole "Bear Weather" argument null and void. Like the Packers don't play in these conditions too, right?

XXXVIII: The special teams, outside of Devin Hester. Hey, if Brad Maynard and Corey Graham can team up to pin the Packers deep in their own zone (like they did Sunday against the Seahawks), it'd make it that much tougher for Rodgers

XXXIX: Hunter Hillenmeyer. Deep down, players need to go out and win one for a guy who can't be out there.
XL: Because the smarties that placed their bets back last February need a big payday. The Bears opened at 401 odds to win Super Bowl XLV. (Note: Pittsburgh was 101, Green Bay 121 and the Jets were 151).
XLI: Because there are a lot of players on the roster who want to officially erase the memories of Peyton Manning's rain dance in Miami back in '07.

XLII: ...or heck, every season since Super Bowl XLI.
XLIII: George Halas. Not sure how, not sure why, but the spirit of Papa Bear will make damn sure the Packers don't walk out of Solider Field with a victory.

XLIV: Sunday's Soldier Field crowd. The atmosphere in the stands will the Cubs vs. Sox experience look like an etiquette seminar.

XLV: Hey, with all the stars aligning in the Bears favor this season, you know they're going to make it already.

Bears 23, Packers 21

Or something like that.

Bears-Lions prediction: Will special teams continue John Fox's NFC North woes?

Bears-Lions prediction: Will special teams continue John Fox's NFC North woes?

Only three of John Fox’s 12 wins as Bears coach have been against NFC North opponents, while 12 of his 29 losses have come against divisional opponents. 

That’s a recipe for back-to-back-to-back last place finishes in the NFC North. And if the Bears can’t beat an Aaron Rodgers-less Green Bay Packers team, why could it beat a Detroit Lions team that has a healthy franchise quarterback?

The positive end of that answer is the Bears do have wins over two playoff teams (Pittsburgh and Carolina) while six of their four losses have been by eight points or fewer. Sunday’s game will probably be close, again (if it’s not, and the Bears are on the losing end of it, it would raise some significant concerns about the state of Fox within the locker room). 

So if the game is decided by one possession or less, this could be the difference: Detroit has one of the best special teams units in the NFL, ranking second in Football Outsiders’ DVOA, while the Bears are 28th by the same measure. 

Getting Sherrick McManis back this week should help solidify Jeff Rodgers’ special teams units, but Jamal Agnew has two punt return scores and is averaging 18.3 yards per return. 

“Tough guy — he’ll return inside and outside,” Rodgers said. “He’s got multiple longer returns against people this year. it’s not just, ‘I had a long return in Week 2 or Week 1,’ and kinda held onto that. he’s been productive in a lot of games. certainly a guy that we’ve gotta do a good job against.”

If the Bears don’t do a good job bottling up Agnew, though, he could be the reason why the game flips to Detroit — or, at least, why the Lions keep the Bears at arm’s length. 

Prediction: Lions 24, Bears 16

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