Patrick Kane is owning the Minnesota Wild.
You know, as in the phrase that indicates he is dominating the team. He doesn't ACTUALLY own the Wild.
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But some trolls took to Wikipedia and changed the Wild's owner to "Patrick Kane":
As far as troll jobs go, that's pretty solid.
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Especially since Kane has as many goals (4) as the entire Wild roster through three games.