Swag Meter: Chi Town vs. Brooklyn
Get your swag on.
It's another night of Chicago vs. Brooklyn as the Bulls as Nets face off for Game 3. So now it's time to ask the million-dollar questions: Which city has more swag?
Best Artist: Chicago's Kanye West
He hangs with Benny the Bull. He strives to be harder, better, faster, stronger. His girl's a superstar all from a home movie. He's Kanye West! and he's up against.... (go to the next slide)
Best Artist: Brooklyn's Jay-Z
He's a former part-owner of the Nets. He's married to Beyonce. He has a child with an extremely weird name. Nobody f***s with his clique. He's Jay-Z!
Best Comedian: Chicago's Vince Vaughn
He once had a bad habit of crashing weddings. He's a Blackhawks fan. He was recently spotted grocery shopping at a Jewel in Barrington. He's Vince Vaughn! and he's up against....
Best Comedian: Brooklyn's Jerry Seinfeld
He lived next to Newman. He celebrates Festivus. He's given Lady Gaga the bird. He's Jerry Seinfeld!
Best Actor: Chicago's John C. Reilly
He's all about the shake 'n bake. His campaign is better than yours. He won't let you touch his drum set. He's John C. Reilly! and he's up against...
Best Actress: Brooklyn's Barbara Streisand
Remember when Robin Williams was being turned into a woman in Mrs. Doubtfire and he pretended he was Barbara Streisand? Pretty swaggy.