Funny quotes from the world of golf
"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."
Golf legend Lee Trevino
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
Former baseball home run king Hank Aaron
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Actress Phyllis Diller
"I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser."
Golf legend Arnold Palmer
"Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five."
Radio broadcaster Paul Harvey
"Hell, I don't need to know where the green is. Where's the golf course?"
Baseball legend Babe Ruth to his caddy
"Through years of experience, I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt."
Golf legend Jack Nicklaus
"I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators."
Former US president Gerald Ford
"Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty."
British golfer Harry Vardon
"Anything I want it to be. For instance, this hole right here is a par-47, and yesterday I birdied the sucker."
Singer Willie Nelson, when asked what par was for a course he recently purchased
"They say Sam Snead is a natural golfer. But if he did not practice , he'd be a natural bad golfer."
Golf legend Gary Player
"If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot."
Golf legend Sam Snead
"You know the old rule, he who has the fastest cart, never has to play a bad lie."
Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle
"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course."
Christian evangelist Billy Graham
"The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life."
Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez