Bird: It's not real.
Sid: Well, it was real. I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Bird: How did you get sick?
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Sid: I loved a woman that wasn't clean.
Bird: Mrs Santa?
Sid: No, it was her sister
The award for Best Worst Christmas Sweater went to Bird for his 1982 Calvin Klein Noel Knit series.