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Eagles Comics, vol. 1: Torrey Smith chasing a loose football

The Eagles narrowly escaped Washington's lair with a victory on Sunday, though the battle for good and evil took a turn for the worse in the first quarter.

Coach Doug Pederson led Carson Wentz and Nelson Agholor right into a trap with a poorly designed trick play early in the contest – granted the effort of one of Wentz's sidekicks left a lot to be desired. Apparently under some sort of enemy mind control, Torrey Smith became powerless to pick up a loose football, though he had no trouble watching and following behind for five yards.

We can only imagine what everybody was thinking, but it was probably something like this.