If you're reading this website and have ever been to the center city Philadelphia bar and restaurant Jose Pistola's, then you've likely noticed the interesting message displayed on their point-of-sale kiosk: Dallas Sucks.
It's hard to argue.
Well they've taken things a step further and have teamed up with Weyerbacher Brewing Company to brew a beer of the same name.
Dallas Sucks is a "totally downable pale ale" made for drinking in the parking lots before a Birds game, according to their website.
“You can drink about six a quarter and still be okay to get outside to your Uber,” Jose Pistola's co-owner Joe Gunn told Draught Lines Magazine.
The brew will intitially only be available at Jose Pistola's and Sancho Pistola's in Fishtown but they eventually plan to can it as well.
They even have a pretty logo: