The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst record in all of baseball.
Times are hard.
So what does a team advertise in such instances when the actual baseball is very bad?
That their mascot likes to take things that don't belong to him, apparently.
In a new commercial featuring the Phillie Phanatic, everybody's favorite green fellow is seen grabbing other teammates' and coaches' things.
This continues the disturbing trend started by the awful Mr. Met mascot of getting into trouble. The Phanatic was probably just borrowing the stuff anyway and will definitely give it all back. He's a great guy deep down.
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