Ever since Bartolo Colon joined the Mets in 2014, watching him play has been as much about what he does at the plate as it has about what he does on the mound. Whether it's the bat flailing, his helmet flying off after swings-and-misses or the meme-worthy adventures on the base paths, games in which "Big Sexy" is in the lineup are rarely boring.
Of course, the apex of The Bartolo Colon Experience came earlier this month in San Diego when the 43-year-old right hander hit his first-career home run, one that sent shockwaves throughout Baseball Twitter. But unfortunately, it appears those looking for an encore may have to wait awhile.
During Monday's 7-1 win over the Nationals, Colon conspicuously opted not to swing at any of the 14 pitches he saw on the night, instead striking out looking three times. He told reporters afterward that the reason why was because his lower back has been bothering him ever since his infamous long ball.
And via Marc Carig of Newsday, perhaps even the Nats knew Colon wouldn't swing:
“Yes, I decided that because I just thought it wasn’t worth it to swing,” Colon said on the eve of his 43rd birthday after holding the Nationals to one run in seven innings. “I swing at the balls pretty hard and I thought, not worth making my back worse, so I told their catcher from the beginning, ‘Just throw it right down the middle, I’m not swinging.’ ”
Bummer. Even if Colon was joking about what he actually told Wilson Ramos, a night without him taking a hack at the plate feels like a letdown for baseball fans.
"After that first at-bat and they threw me that changeup, I was like: ‘No, I promise you, throw it right down the middle,’” he told reporters through an interpreter. “‘I am not going to swing.’”
Luckily for the Mets, Colon gets paid to be more than just an entertaining watch at the plate. In a bounce-back effort following a few rough outings, he limited the Nats offense to one run over seven innings to raise his record on the season to 4-3.