Much like Alexander from the 1970s children's book, Robert Griffin III has had a "terrible, horrible, no good, very bad" week.
He's been held out of a crucial preseason game despite earlier being cleared to play, lost his starting job to former backup quarterback Kirk Cousins, and been embroiled in an Instagram scandal for the ages — all since last Friday. But a recently released commercial shows Griffin doing something that Washington fans haven't seen him do in quite a while (no, not read a defense or find his second receiver): smile.
In the ad, which is a part of Nissan's long running "Heisman House" campaign, Eagles starter Sam Bradford is seen acquiring sand bags and nailing boards onto the windows of the House, seemingly in preparation for some sort of big storm. And yes, as it turns out, a hurricane does in fact hit the House — except it's former Miami Hurricane QB Vinny Testaverde and not a bunch of heavy rain and violent winds like Bradford expected.
As Bradford realizes that all of his work has been a waste, some snickering is heard off screen. The camera then shifts to RG3 and former South Carolina running back George Rogers, who apparently told Bradford a hurricane was coming in order to prank the former Oklahoma signal caller. The pair is forced to split, however, when Bradford throws a handful of power tools in their direction.
You can watch the ad in full here. Who knows, it may just be the last time Griffin appears in a commercial as a member of the Burgundy and Gold.
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Here is what you need to know on this Saturday, March 24, 33 days before the NFL draft.
The Redskins week that was
A look at some of the most popular posts and hottest topics of the week on Real Redskins and NBC Sports Washington.
Free agency update: What's next for the Redskins on the D-line? The Redskins have been casting out lines for defensive linemen since before free agency officially started but they haven’t been able to reel one in. Part of the issue might be that they know that Vita Vea and Da’Ron Payne are likely to be available in the draft. They have to balance spending big on a lineman vs. being able to get one pretty cheap for the next five years.
Redskins make a D-line contract change, gain roster flexibility—Speaking of the D-line, the team negotiated the removal of a salary guarantee for one player to give themselves more flexibility when it comes time to cut the roster down to 53 in September. See the post for details.
Redskins guarantee Alex Smith a whopping $71 million in new contract—In the words of Joe Biden, this is a big f-----g deal. It showed that the Redskins aren’t afraid to pay a quarterback big money if they think it’s the right guy. It should be noted that whether or not they chose the right guy is something that remains to be seen. Although the post shows that it’s plausible for the Redskins to terminate the deal after three years, I anticipate Smith playing out at least four if not all five years of the contract.
Redskins add another ex-Cowboy as they sign Scandrick—Orlando Scandrick has struggled with injuries the past few years and Redskins fans did not greet the news of his signing with great enthusiasm, to say the least. To point out the bright side, his contract is not pricey by NFL terms ($2.6 million cap hit this year, no guaranteed money beyond a $1 million signing bonus) and from what I have been able to gather it’s possible that change of scenery might give him a boost for a year or two.
Tweet of the week
Well before free agency started, I wrote that the Redskins’ top priorities in free agency should be to get extensions done for Smith, Brandon Scherff, and Jamison Crowder. They should have about $15 million to work with after a few more free agent signings and that would be plenty to get all of those extensions done. And if they do score a big free agent signing, it would be worth it to restructure the contract of someone like Ryan Kerrigan to get them done.
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In case you missed it
Philadelphia Eagles lineman Michael Bennett has been indicted on felony abuse for allegedly pushing an elderly NRG Stadium worker during Super Bowl LI.
Bennett was indicted by the Harris County, Texas district attorney's office for injury to the elderly — which is intentionally and knowingly causing injury to a person 65 years or older, according to a press release from the Harris County Sheriffs' Office.
A warrant has been issued for Bennett's arrest.
The 66-year-old paraplegic stadium worker was attempting to control field access when Bennett allegedly pushed her.
The maximum penalty Bennett faces is ten years in prison in addition to a $10,000 fine.
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Bennett — whose brother Martellus played in that Super Bowl for New England — was a member of the Seattle Seahawks during the incident and was in attendance as a noncompetitive player.
The NFL has been made aware of the situation and is looking into the matter, according to Pro Football Talk.
The 32-year-old 10-year NFL veteran could potentially face NFL discipline under the league's personal conduct policy.
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