The NBA season is on indefinite hiatus.
Fortunately, Posting season never stops.
Here is an academic breakdown of some of Weird Celtics Twitter’s best memes so far this year.
1. Tall Tatum by @lobstadelic
Lost in the debate about Jayson Tatum’s true age is his absolutely skyrocketing height. He will likely be out of the frame by the time the season comes back. Good art speaks truth to power. The best art speaks truth to Tower.
2. El Mona Lisa by @smarfwater
el mona lisa pic.twitter.com/x7t73ykYBa— smarfwater™ (@smarfwater) February 15, 2020
The new point god in Boston is as mesmerizing as anything in the Louvre. Get too close to the Mona Lisa and a guard will hit you with a “Step back!”
MY guard’s step back is sweeter.
3. Thanksgiving by @SteveMerkle9
Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/ZChAijjzUj— Frasier Ramon (@SteveMerkle9) November 27, 2019
The suspended season has us all giving thanks to the basketball we’ve seen this year. You can be sure Smarf cut through this turkey like he cuts through opposing screens.
4. The College Dropout by @manbearpiggins
Need a big game tonight from the beast Jayson Tatum pic.twitter.com/oxOwcSTRbN— 👁️🐷👁️𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐏𝐢𝐠 (@manbearpiggins) March 4, 2020
There are too many tracks on The College Dropout that fit Tatum’s junior season Leap. We’ll go with Track 7.
5. 360 Degrees of Jaylen by @SteveMerkle9
360 degrees of jaylen pic.twitter.com/hhzdyYtT52— Frasier Ramon (@SteveMerkle9) March 4, 2020
He was not named an All-Star but Jaylen Brown made a Leap of his own this season. Stare long enough at this piece of art and experience The Awakening.
6. Godswilla by @DJ_Bean
made it even BETTER use THIS one pic.twitter.com/6zNGuN3hWk— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) February 26, 2020
Part one of the great Jayson Tatum nickname war of 2019-20. Based on Tatum’s new back tattoo. (Disclosure: I included this meme by a co-worker because I am a Company Man)
7. Absolute Problem by @wlohaty
| PR0BLEM | pic.twitter.com/PRWkRMJ7Lx— wlohaty (@wlohaty) February 26, 2020
Part two of the great Jayson Tatum nickname war of 2019-20. After being christened an “Absolute Problem” by LeBron James, Tatum earned the rarest distinction of them all: a meme by the Polish Poster himself.
8. My Guy, Our Country by @Max_Lederman
For super tuesday I was thinking it might be fun to run some Celtics/NBA political ad themed memes on my segment tonight.— Max Lederman (@Max_Lederman) March 3, 2020
Kyle Draper 2020
"My guy, our country" pic.twitter.com/lAjqHo40GR
I included this meme to encourage people of all skill-levels to Post. If TV’s Max Lederman can do it, so can you!
9. Seal Team Theis by @beardjam
Seal Team Theis pic.twitter.com/zLui9Bd0Dl— james beard (@beardjam) March 11, 2020
Fun fact: Seals can sleep underwater and can even surface to breathe without waking. That’s how easy it is for Daniel Theis to take your fave center out of the lane. He does it in his sleep.
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