First of all, today's Cordarrelle Patterson's birthday:
Cordarrelle, happy birthday. And now that we're chatting, can we talk about these tweets?
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Cordarrelle, these are some messy tweets. Thank you for each one of them. Here's a guy that understands content creation.
He's also on a run of rosy Bears tweets, as if fans weren't sold enough already:
Extend this man!