Today's hilariously dumb sports news is brought to us all courtesy of the Dallas Cowboys:
Nevermind drafting a tight end or looking on the free agent/trade markets; those ideas are dumb, hell yeah, Texas Forever. When Jerry Jones wants his guy, Jerry Jones gets his guy, and Jerry Jones' guy is 36-year-old Jason Witten.
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As it just so happens, the Bears are not short on retired-players-turned-media-members. With that in mind, we asked you all which former Bear you'd want back on the team:
For the most part, the Urlacher-has-hair-jokes answers were pretty predictable:
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