If you are reading this and also happen to be a close personal friend of Jay Cutler, maybe give him a call? Just, you know, check in on him for a bit. Because Jay Cutler has been "3 to 4" steps behind his mysterious chicken killer throughout this entire saga, and things are getting dire:
But! Saturday night was big – we may finally have our first look at the culprit:
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I don't know what this is. You don't know what this is. Jay Cutler definitely doesn't know what this is. But let's guess! This is:
1. A bear (the irony!!!!)
2. A racoon (less ironic!!)
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3. The head of a condor from VERY close range?
4. Anything else!
5. A dust bunny attached to the lens
6. A previously undiscovered mountain animal that Jay Cutler gets credit for discovering, congrats to Jay Cutler.
7. A spooky ghost