If you are like a sizable chunk of Chicago and just watch "Very Cavallari" for Jay Cutler moments, this week’s episode won’t make be your favorite.
After stealing the show last week as the “biggest a-hole on the planet,” Cutler had a more muted role. That didn’t stop the former Bears quarterback from having some very Jay moments.
Cutler opened by offering some advice to his wife, Kristin Cavallari, about issues at her work. His solution was to fire someone, which she noted is always his answer. (Did he have the same reaction when things weren’t going well for the Bears?)
“Cut off the head of the snake,” Cutler said, trying to offer wisdom. “There’s something else that goes with that line, I just don’t know it.”
Cutler tried to sound philosophical and realized mid-thought that that is not his brand and quickly adjusted.
Cutler later talked to his friend Chuy while tending to his massive yard/forest. He asked his friend, who is gay, how his dating life is going and asked "Don't they have like apps for that?"
Cutler then offered more dating advice (which was a theme for him this episode): "I would 100 percent do somebody rich if I was you."
There you have it. In another life, Jay Cutler might have been a gold digger.
Later on, Cavallari walks in on Cutler making a fire in the fireplace. She commented that this is the first fire in their new home.
“This is more of a me fire,” Cutler said. “I didn’t know you were attending.”
Classic Cutler. He had every opportunity to use this to gain some brownie points with his wife, but no, that would be too easy. This is Cutler forcing a deep ball instead of hitting the open checkdown.
Cutler’s last notable scenes this week involved him playing wingman for Cavallari’s best friend, Kelly. He volunteers his services to help her in her single love life. Cutler begins by describing the type of man she would be interested in and the two women cut him off to say he is describing the perfect man.
“I don’t think he exists,” Cavallari said.
“Oh, I was just describing myself,” Cutler responded without missing a beat.
Cutler did go out with Kelly for a drink to talk about how he can help her in her dating life. The solution is to have him run her profile on a dating app. Nothing materialized from this yet on this episode, but there’s definitely potential Cutty gold there.
Watch the video above for more Cutler highlights, featuring a bunch of sausage fest jokes.
Oh, and also, this week featured FULL CAMO CUTTY: