Tennessee's early summer sun rose just a bit brighter over cottagecore Jay Cutler on Wednesday.
Gone is June's hellish tormenting. Gone are the sleepless nights spent in a cold sweat over the whereabouts of Ol' Blue and The Ladies. It brings me and my coworkers at NBC Sports Chicago great joy to report that we've ID'd the perp:
Jay Cutler has found the culprit. It was a raccoon 🦝!— Bears Talk (@NBCSBears) July 1, 2020
The saga has concluded...for now. pic.twitter.com/MgXGwTYpAG
Not going to lie – I did NOT realize racoons did things like rip chicken heads off. Hard to defend that.
Get some sleep, Jay. You and your chickens deserve it. We'll pick this up when the next racoon comes around.