Penn State defensive tackle Anthony Zettel is a fearsome defender. Opposing quarterbacks should be scared.
But apparently, it's not even safe to be standing near the guy. It could result in him nearly taking your head off.
A video posted to Twitter on Sunday night showcased some locker-room shenanigans involving Zettel warming up to jump-kick a waiting water bottle.
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He kicked it all right, and it nearly caused fatal injury to an onlooking teammate.
Take a look:
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Goodness.
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This guy should have to wear a warning sign around his neck. He tackles trees. He intercepts passes. He nearly kills his own teammates by kicking water bottles at them.
Anthony Zettel is a bad man.