Cheer up, Blackhawks fans.
This St. Louis man's account of the end of Blackhawks-Blues Game 7 is so funny that it may take the sting away from the Hawks' early exit.
Twitterer @soloucity apparently just discovered hockey Monday night late in the third period and his whole recount is, to borrow a phrase from Tony X, "lit."
This is the Tweet that has grabbed everybody's attention, as it was re-Tweeted almost 20,000 times and "liked" nearly than 28,000 times before noon Chicago time.
Here's the whole recount. It's a little NSFW with the language, so we blurred it out (sorry guys, we're a family site).
But if you want to check out the entire, uncensored rundown, go here.
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There are so many different parts of this that are so fantastic, but my favorite part is Tony X's analysis when the Hawks pulled Crawford.
If the Blackhawks and Blues square off in the playoffs next year, let's get this dude on Blackhawks Postgame Live voicing over the highlights.