Alexei Ramirez is about to get paid big money a moderate salary in free agency, which he'll need to keep his car's paint job state-of-the-art.
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The former White Sox shortstop apparently couldn't decide on what color to paint his Jaguar, so he shelled out $25K to make it CHANGE COLORS.
Yes, really:
I'll admit, that's pretty cool. Definitely unique. But worth $25K? Uhhh...
The paint is thermochromic, which means when the car is cold, it shows up black and when it's warm, it's a mixture of red, white and blue that is basically the British flag:
Maybe we should call Ramirez "The Cuban Chameleon" now instead of "The Cuban Missile"?
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