Baseball's back!
As teams report to their various Florida and Arizona camps this week, you can feel the excitment in the air. None of MLB's premier free agents are signed, everyone's already talking about the impending work stoppage, and all this is happening *before* the early wave of spring Tommy John injuries take place.
As we all wait with bated breath for literally anything to happen, let's go ahead and powerfully rank all 30 MLB teams. Spoiler: the Marlins are the worst.