Ian Happ's commentary, 3-1 night provide entertaining MLB The Show outing

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With no baseball for the foreseeable future, Major League Baseball is hosting a virtual 29-game season on "MLB: The Show 20". Each club has one player representing them in three-inning games as they compete against one another for charity.

Ian Happ, the Cubs representative, made his debut on Monday night, going 3-1 against Blake Snell (Rays), Cole Tucker (Pirates), Matt Carpenter (Cardinals) and Tommy Kahnle (Yankees). Happ has a stoic outer shell but provided some entertaining commentary throughout the night. Here’s some of his best quotes:

Game 1 — vs. Snell

I’m no expert, but Snell may be as professional of a streamer you’ll see in MLB. He drubbed Happ 18-1, much to the Cubs outfielder’s shock:

“Is this like a normal thing?” — Happ on Snell hitting home runs early and often   

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“This is the craziest thing I’ve ever been a part of.”   

“I think we’re losing viewership because people are so sad.” 

“Oh my god, what an eye. That is just beautiful to watch.” — after drawing a four-pitch walk as himself

“This is a bloodbath, an absolute bloodbath.”

“It’s more important that Javy walked in this game.” — on Javier Báez, not known to draw many free passes in real life, walking

“Tell Snell we’ll see him in the playoffs.”

Game 2 — vs. Tucker

Happ bounced back vs. Tucker, securing a 3-2 win. One of his first quotes proved prophetic:

“We’re ready. That game was a fluke.” —on Game 1 loss

“What are you swinging at? Gah” —after striking out as himself

“It’s like the World Series. Yes! Oh my god, oh my god.” —as a 5-3 putout from Kris Bryant to Anthony Rizzo clinched a 3-2 win 

Game 3 — vs. Carpenter

The good vibes continued in Happ’s third matchup, a 2-0 win over Carpenter. 

“Who should I start? Jaw-nee? Jaw-nee.” — on choosing Jon Lester to start 

“Jaw-nee Les-tah.” — after Lester shutout the Cardinals 1-2-3 in the first inning

“Dex definitely doesn’t wear leopard skin batting gloves.” — on Dexter Fowler’s in-game attire 

“We got a guy. He’s a player. Good throw.” — after making a catch as himself in center field   

“There’s Nico. Thanks for the bunt, Nico. That’s huge.” — Happ to Cubs infielder Nico Hoerner — his roommate in Arizona — after virtual Hoerner put down a sacrifice bunt

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“Someone send me a ‘W’ flag.” 

Game 4 — vs. Kahnle

Happ wrapped things up with a 4-1 win, and we saw some of his better commentary on the night during this game:

“Rizz, 21 speed. That’s tough.” — on Rizzo’s in-game speed rating

“Maybe that was my mistake in the first game. I didn’t start Nico. That was messed up.”

“Nico, you’re slow. Do some sprints outside, now.” — after Hoerner singled 

“I’m gonna text him right after this and tell him I love him.” — after Jason Heyward robbed a home run

“Oh my god what a play by the center fielder. That guy’s so fast.” — after making a nice catch as himself in center field  

“You’re on the cover, Javy!” — after Báez turned a slick double play  

"Give J-Hey the MVP. 3-1 on the day after a terrible first game. That’s the turnaround the people needed."

"I'm gonna see him in the playoffs and he's not gonna know what hit him." — on facing Snell in the league's postseason

If Monday is a sign for what's to come, Happ's streams could be can't-miss viewing from here on out.

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