"The first rule of hot dogs is you do not talk about putting ketchup on a hot dog. The second rule of hot dogs is you do not talk about putting ketchup on a hot dog."
That's just one of many amusing lines that Cubs third baseman Kris Bryant delivers in a video released by Red Bull titled "S**t Cubs fans say."
Bryant offers many clichés Cubs fans are known to say on a bevy of topics, from "Wrigley North" to Sammy Sosa to Steve Bartman and more. A few examples include:
"I was a fan when they were bad."
"This isn't the same Wrigleyville. It's way too nice."
"You've gotta admit, Kris Bryant does have some nice eyes."
Check out the video below (note that it was filmed in 2019 but just released):
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