Anthony Rizzo was not only in tip top shape as he reported for the Cubs first full squad workout, but his one-liner game was on point day one, as well.
Here are some of his best quips from the day.
"It was great. Really probably the best off season I've had, right?"
Yes, Anthony... your wedding day is always the BEST day ever and the first offseason with your wife should be the BEST one ever. Quick learner.
"I'm usually not excited to come back, because I hate leaving home. But it was, I can say my wife now, was like 'man, you're really excited to go back this year.' So, it's good to be back."
Emily should be proud, Rizzo seems to really have this married thing/lingo down! And his child-like energy and enthusiasm was palpable. Cubs fans, your first baseman is chomping at the bit.
"That extra month, it's been awhile. The first time a lot of guys have had that extra month. Unfortunately, I know what it's like to have that extra month."
Spare Cubs fans the reminder, Anthony.
"A lot of guys in here are used to going to the NLCS. So, to get knocked out it's like "Whoa, what is this? Barbecuing in October?"
First of all, only those who live in Florida can talk about barbecuing in October, but we get the point. Cubs want to save the brats for November.
"Yea, and also Bryce Harper is coming to the Cubs, right?"
Rizzo thinks that's as likely to happen as the team going 80-82 and finishing last in the NL Central this year.
“So this is what happened. I offered him half of my 12 (million) that I’m making this year. But he turned it down. Put that report out," Rizzo said to Paul Sullivan of the Tribune.
Harper or Machado?
“Both, three million each. I split it in half."
Thanks to Sully for catching this quip--Rizzo's plan for the Cubs to sign Bryce Harper or Manny Machado. Generous, don't you think?
"I've been here for like two hours, so...from what I've heard I've heard it's been amazing, the energy. But, I don't know, what is the date? The 18th? It's February 18th, so every clubhouse is this energetic right now."
Dates and days of the week are hard during Groundhog's Day, I mean Spring Training. But, props to Rizzo for being honest and the vibe after two hours was pretty great.
"It's the first day, I picked out my outfit last night. I was off to school today."
First day feels...
"Hi Tony! Hi Jon, love you."
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Mid-response, Rizz wasn't going to leave his guy Lester hanging. The love is real.