Anthony Miller asked for touchdown celebration ideas, so here's a list of them

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Lost in much of the Chase-Daniel-Will-Probably-Start-Tomorrow news, Bears wide receiver Anthony Miller tweeted this on Wednesday morning: 

Miller was, as you'll recall, the man behind this terrific canoe celebration: 

Considering he's caught touchdowns in 4 of his last 6 games, including the last two, this needs to be taken extremely seriously. So here are our suggestions for Anthony Miller's next touchdown celebration: 

Continue Your Westward Exploration 

Against Minnesota, Miller and Co. were canoing down the river. Have they landed? Where were they headed? The next chapter in this saga could be revealed on Thursday in Detroit. Pantomime hiking a great peak, or surveying your land from a distant cliff. Really tell the story the way it was meant to be told. 

Orchestrate an offensive symphony 

The lasting image from last Sunday's whoopin' might be the entire defense being conducted by Eddie Jackson, fresh off a pick-6:

Surely the offense wants in on that action. Stage your own performance, Anthony. Make it daring, make it bold. Bring in percussion and a heavy dose of woodwinds. 

Sit the entire family down for a Thanksgiving feast

This is my most realsitic suggestion. Ideally, Miller finds the end zone, sits down, and starts carving the football turkey. The rest of the offense takes a place on the ground at the table and shares a lovely meal together. 

Set up a FG unit and doink one off the upright, for old time's sake

I feel like this would now be funny because Cody Parkey is BACK and NFC Special Teams Player Of The Week. 

Literally any non-fortnite dance

It's played out. 

Chase Chase Daniel

Get it? Because his name is Chase? And he'll be playing? This is admittedly my worst idea. 

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