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Alex Colome’s Players Weekend Jersey is . . . interesting

Trump Bureau Of Land Management Budget Seeks To Cull U.S. Wild Horses

DELTA, UT - JUNE 1: A wild horse is held in a BLM holding/adoption facility after being rounded up from BLM land in the western United States on June 1, 2017 in Delta, Utah. There are an estimated 75,000 wild horses on public lands in the Western United States and the population is growing at 20% a year. About 25,000 wild horses is the number the BLM calls a ideal manageable number. (Photo by George Frey/Getty Images)

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As we noted yesterday, as part of “Players Weekend” on August 25-27, teams will wear bright, pullover alternative jerseys which, if they so choose, will feature nicknames on their backs. Some of the nicknames are pretty good. Some are lame. Some players chose not to pick a nicknames which, per Geddy Lee, means they still made a choice. A boring one, but it’s a free country.

One player, however, chose a pretty interesting nickname. That player is Alex Colome, the closer for the Tampa Bay Rays. This is what he chose:

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Good name for a pitcher, right? You want to be the horse your team can ride when it needs to! But I also wonder if there is something else going on.

You may or may not recall that back in 2014 Colome was suspended for PEDs. The drug he took: Boldenone. Here’s what Boldenone, which a lot of athletes have abused in the past, was actually developed for:

Equipoise (Boldenone Undecylenate Injection) is a long-acting injectable anabolic agent for horses, supplied in a vial providing 50 mg boldenone undecylenate per mL in sesame oil with 3% (w/v) benzyl alcohol as a preservative.

Yep: “anabolic agent for horses.”

The best nicknames are earned, not merely given. And self-effacing humor is one of the more attractive traits an otherwise confident person can have. As such: well played, Alex.

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