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Die Hard Cardinals Fan is pretty awesome

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. Other men paint their portly naked torsos proclaiming themselves “Die Hard Cardinals Fan.”

Best part: the words on his back are printed pretty clearly, which suggests that he has a wife or a girlfriend help him with this getup before every game. So what I’m saying is that no matter how bad your social life is, you now have incontrovertible proof that, yes, there is someone out there for everyone.

(thanks to Walkoff Walk for the link)