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Doc Gooden thinks Albert Pujols will go to the Marlins

Dwight "Doc" Gooden Guest Cooks At Sofrito

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 14: Dwight “Doc” Gooden appears as a guest cook at Sofrito on December 14, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

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Doc Gooden has a Twitter account. I don’t read it much. Maybe I’ll start, though, because he seems to be breaking into the Heyman/Buster/Rosenthal world of transaction scoops. Here he was a few minutes ago:

Look for Albert Pujols to follow Ozzie Guillen to Florida if the cardinals don’t. #insidescoop

I would have ignored it totally if it wasn’t for the “insidescoop” hash tag. But since it’s there I’m going to imagine that Gooden has been working the phones all morning and finally got a source to talk to him. He’s wearing a 1986 Mets cap with a “press” card taped to the side too.

I can’t ever picture the Marlins spending that kind of money, but how fun would Pujols in Miami be? I can picture the cover of Sports Illustrated already. Ozzie and Albert in their ugly new Marlins uniforms, smiling big in front of palm trees or whatever. Like Bum Phillips and Ken Stabler with the New Orleans Saints back in ’84 or whenever it was.