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Roy Halladay apparently got pulled over for speeding twice today

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True story: in 2003 I got two speeding tickets in one day. One near Artesia, New Mexico in the morning, one in the afternoon near Fort Stockton, Texas. The Artesia one was baloney. Speed trap, busted for a couple of ticks over the limit in the middle of nowhere. The Fort Stockton one was legit. I was hauling like nobody’s business, a danger to myself and others.

In light of that, I shall not cast any stones at Roy Halladay. Who has had a not-so-great day in terms of evading Smoky:

My perfect driving record is out the window! Fine officer stop me hot rodn down a country road! 58n45 #protectnserve

— Roy Halladay (@RoyHalladay) July 7, 2015

Got me again!! I ask if he was stalking famous people. He said no none live around here except the washed up pitcher! — Roy Halladay (@RoyHalladay) July 7, 2015

Poor guy couldn’t throw fast enough at the end of his career to stick in the bigs anymore and now he can’t slow the heck down.