Yes, it’s a copout doing a Settling the Score instead of an And That Happened on a weekday. But (a) I was out late cruising the mean streets of Stamford, Connecticut, living to the fullest, sucking the marrow out of life and blah, blah blah last night; (b) I’m travelling this morning and, as you read this, I’m being felt up by Homeland Security and stuff; and (c) nothing can top the stuff we already wrote about King Felix’s perfect game, so it’s all good.
Anyway: I’ll be back at the fortified compound by lunchtime today, so until then talk amongst yourselves about last night’s scores. If you really miss ATH, put a cheap movie reference and some quasi-geeky Batman/Battlestar Galactica snark in the comments to make it seem like I never left you.
Mariners 1, Rays 0
Royals 3, Athletics 2
Cardinals 5, Diamondbacks 2
Yankees 3, Rangers 2
Orioles 5, Red Sox 3
Braves 6, Padres 1
Dodgers 9, Pirates 3
White Sox 9, Blue Jays 5
Reds 6, Mets 1
Nationals 6, Giants 4
Rockies 7, Brewers 6
Tigers 5, Twins 1
Marlins 9, Phillies 2
Cubs 7, Astros 2
Angels 8, Indians 4