Tony La Russa and Yasiel Puig played ping pong
Tony La Russa and Yasiel Puig are playing ping pong together right now. The right way, obvs: pic.twitter.com/KcrRPF2u82
— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) August 30, 2013
My invented context: our nation’s hand-wringing sportswriters banded together and called La Russa in to give Puig an intervention about how to do things The Right Way. This was a little break in between sessions on various unwritten rules and such.