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Another Timofey Mozgov local commercial? Another Timofey Mozgov local commercial

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MIAMI - MARCH 16: Timofey Mozgov #20 of Cleveland Cavaliers shoots a foul shot against the Miami Heat at the American Airlines Arena on March 16, 2015 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2015 NBAE (Photo by Jesse D. Garrabrant / NBAE via Getty Images)

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Timofey Mozgov starred in a fantastic local commercial.

But wait! There’s more!

This one might not be quite as good – how can you beat a backward jersey – but among the highlights:

  • “You’re my favorite daytime bartender” sounds like a subtle dig. Does he have a nighttime bartender or six he likes more?
  • “You really raise the ceiling.” Raise the bar? Raise the roof? Nope. Raise the ceiling. (In Russia, ceiling raises you, but we’re in Middelburg Heights.)
  • Another awkward quick glance off camera