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Andrew Luck loses big in annual slow-time player poll

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With the draft over, the only dead spot on the calendar is approaching for the NFL. What better way to fill the void than to devote 10 weeks to a made-for-TV player poll that is sufficiently flawed to fulfill the objective of generating conversation?

NFL Network’s annual “Best Players Of [Same Stuff, Different Year]” poll debuted last night, with the unveiling of No. 91 through 100. Coming in at No. 92 was, somehow, Colts quarterback Andrew Luck.

Luck fell a full 85 spots from 2015.

The Colts currently intend to make Luck the highest-paid player in the history of the sport, if/when team and player can agree on how much more he should be paid than anyone else ever has been paid. But he’s regarded as the 92nd best player in the NFL.

How does that happen? The explanation is surprisingly simple. Unless NFLN has changed the procedure for compiling the list (and if it ain’t fixed, why break it?), the 100 names came from a stream of players who, while passing through the NFL Media car wash over the past several months, at some point scrawled onto a piece of paper a knee-jerk list of the best 20 players in the NFL.

With Luck out of sight for much of last season due to shoulder, rib, and kidney injuries, he would have been out of mind on most of the ballots. Which resulted in Luck nearly being shunned entirely.

Of course he’s better than No. 92. And of course the fact that he landed there is further evidence that the entire process is a waste of time.

But there’s plenty of time to waste between now and the start of training camp. If the goal is to waste that time with stuff that people notice (even if they notice it for the wrong reasons), there’s only one thing to say: Mission accomplished.