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Bills catch, ban sex toy throwers

When the Bills hosted the Patriots in Week Eight, someone threw a dildo onto the field. Apparently, it was more than one someone.

Via Brian Mazurowski of WBEN, Bills V.P. of operations and guest experience Andy Major said that the the dildo “throwers” have been caught and banned from the stadium, or life.

“Luckily nobody was hurt, none of our players stepped on it and blew their knee out,” Major said.

Apparently, there really was a second dildo thrower.

Maybe he/she was positioned on the grassy knoll.

And maybe it wasn’t grass.

I’ll stop before I get myself banned for life.