The Wednesday injury report is out, and the Miami Dolphins continue to have . . . no injuries to report. Fins’ fans shrug at this trend of no reported injuries, and plenty of them don’t like that we keep pointing it out. But here’s the reality -- after one fourth of the NFL season, plenty of players have something wrong with them. The fact that a guy fully participates in practice doesn’t mean he’s fully healthy. Indeed, the “probable” designation means that the player is virtually certain to be available for normal duty. And so any player who has any type of injury should be listed as “fully participating” in practice on Wednesday through Friday, and as “probable” on Friday. But not in Miami. They’re all healthy. And not just healthy enough to play. So healthy that there’s not even a single body part on any of the 53 players that is damaged even in the slightest. Apparently, these aren’t men. They’re cyborgs.
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