GENO HAYES STABBED BY GIRLFRIEND

On the same day that we mentioned during a radio spot the Michael Irvin-Everett McIver scissors-to-the-neck routine, reports have surfaced of another NFL player assuming the role of McIver. And of his girlfriend playing the part of the Playmaker. But she improvised a bit. Instead of scissors to the neck, she allegedly stabbed Bucs linebacker Geno Hayes in the head with scissors on Saturday, and then she stabbed him in the neck with the more conventional stabbing weapon, a knife. Hayes was treated and released from a Tampa-area hospital. The girl, 19-year-old Shevelle Bagley, faces charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She was freed on $25,000 bond. Hayes, 21, was a sixth-round draft pick last year from Florida State. He is one of the candidates to replace Derrick Brooks, who nearly two weeks ago was cut. But in a much different way.