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Greetings from the middle of nowhere

I’m taking advantage of the rare sssslow period on the NFL calendar at a family cabin on the Buckhannon River located somewhere smack dab in the Middle of Nowhere, West Virginia.

Thanks to my Sprint mobile hot spot, I’m drawing just enough juice to sluggishly post an item or two. But Rosenthal, MDS, and Silva will be doing the heavy lifting for the rest of Tuesday and most of Wednesday. I’ll make a cameo from time to time, in between catching some fish (I’ve already gotten three, and if you line them up nose to tail they almost are as big as a normal-sized fish), enjoying the finest wild mushrooms nature has to offer, and generally resting and relaxing, for maybe 24 hours.

So keep checking in for more and more info as the sssslow period continues to be disrupted by season-ending injuries and DEA raids of team facilities and a guy who may have jeopardized his freedom and/or his status as an NFL player by speaking with forked tongue to men with badges.