Lance’s Bike > Human Life?

Look, we understand the potential weaknesses with the prosecution’s case against Browns receiver Donte’ Stallworth, especially in light of the video that we mentioned on Monday. Still, it’s hard to reconcile the 30-day sentence imposed on Stallworth with the sentence that reportedly will be given to a man who (drum roll, please) stole one of Lance Armstrong’s bikes. On June 1, Lee Monroe Crider pleaded no contest to second-degree burglary and grand theft charges in California. Next week, Crider is expected to be sentenced to three years in prison. Three freaking years. And, unlike the family of Mario Reyes, Lance got his precious bike back. After only four days. That’s even more than Mike Vick got for gambling, dogfighting, and killing dogs. UPDATE: As it turns out, it wasn’t the first time that Crider stole a bike. To make matters worse, he looks like the love child of Dennis Hopper and Charles Manson.