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Miko Grimes has many more things to say, #asexpected


Dumpster fire

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You didn’t think she was going away that quietly, did you?

While Miko Grimes, the wife of new Buccaneers cornerback Brent Grimes, deleted her Twitter account, she still has things to say, as you might imagine.

She apparently sent her message to the world out through Omar Kelly of the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, disputing the notion the Buccaneers muzzled her as a condition of her husband’s employment (though that would definitely be a not likely to be earned incentive).

Here’s her response, largely intact. Consider this a universal [sic], though we have to do something about the bad words because we’re a family website:

“the Bucs are a REAL organization, being ran PROPERLY, unlike that dumpster fire in the AFC East we just left! they wouldnt DARE ask me to delete my twitter! i deleted my twitter bc i didn’t want the twitter gangsters and thumb thugs to have anyone to @ when they found out the Bucs (and multiple other teams) made them all look STUPID! who doesnt want a pro bowl corner thats doing s--- NO OTHER CORNER IN THE LEAGUE CAN DO! men lie! women lie! stats lie! the media lies! u know whats undefeated? FILM!!! we are HAPPY and i dont feel like sharing it with anyone just yet. ill be back very soon and ill be the same supportive, dedicated, truthful b---- i was before i left!”

She seems nice.

UPDATE 2:35 p.m. ET: Kelly deleted the post. Thankfully we copied and pasted it, so the world is not deprived of such a touching illustration of the love a husband and wife have for each other as they begin a new chapter of their adventure together.