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Monday morning one-liners

Recovering Bills lineman Demetrius Bell is suddenly part of a very thin group at tackle.

The Dolphins need to find a pair of starters from the first two of their 9-10 draft picks this season.

Comcast Sports New England’s Tom Curran believes Randy Moss has a tremendously tremendous grasp of reality.

The Jets appear to have a tough home slate, with not many winnable games on the road.

Ravens Director of Player Personnel Eric DeCosta doesn’t love giving away draft picks for restricted free agents.

Bengals coach Marvin Lewis expects Carson Palmer to improve next season.

Mike Holmgren says QB Derek Anderson needs to cut down on his interceptions. [Editor’s note: Anderson says Holmgren needs to cut down on his Twinkies.]

If you wanted to know more about Steelers investor Peter Varischetti, today is your lucky day.

Soon to be be free agent C Kevin Mawae doesn’t appear to fit what the Jaguars want to do on the offensive line.

The lack of contact between the Texans and CB Dunta Robinson indicate that the team probably won’t franchise him.

The Colts’ running game problems were not the fault of RB Joseph Addai, according to Football Outsiders.

Titans P Brett Kern hopes that retired punter Craig Hentrich could stick around as a coach.

The star eyewitness in the trial of slain former Broncos CB Darrent Williams may be a “gangster with a deal pending with prosecutors to avoid life in prison.”
Could Chiefs backup QB Brodie Croyle be an attractive target as a restricted free agent?

“Yoda” checked in at number five in a list of the ten greatest nicknames in Raiders history.

Chargers WR Legedu Naanee has been a dependable receiver who could earn more playing time down the line.

Running back doesn’t figure to be a position the Cowboys go after in free agency.

Giants QB Eli Manning has passed up future payments from St. Vincent’s hospital in what was an odd promotional deal.

Playgirl has offered QB Michael Vick a chance to pose in their magazine.

Redskins G.M. Bruce Allen is determined to evaluate QB Jason Campbell completely before deciding what to do with the fourth overall pick of the draft.

Bears LB Brian Urlacher was named the team’s “undisputed” player of the decade.

The Lions and DE Kyle Vanden Bosch are a logical marriage.

At least one Packers observer believes S Nick Collins deserves a new contract.

SI’s Peter King doesn’t think Vikings T Bryant McKennie was punished enough for his Pro Bowl misadventures.

The Falcons have some options if they are in the market for a free agent cornerback.

Panthers DE Tyler Brayton may be the best bet on his team to get a contract before unrestricted free agency.

Saints CB Tracy Porter says he was pointing towards Who Dat Nation during his game-winning Super Bowl interception.

QB Josh Freeman’s interviews helped his draft stock rise at last year’s Scouting Combine.

Look for Cardinals restricted free agent WR Steve Breaston to get a first-round contract tender.

Howard Balzer of the St. Louis Globe-Democrat says the next 60 days for the Rams will largely be about whether a defensive tackle or quarterback make the most sense for their top pick.

Five years into his career, 49ers QB Alex Smith hasn’t proven he’s a reliable quarterback just yet.

The lack of a salary cap will make it easier for the Seahawks to wait for T Walter Jones’ final decision on retirement.