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  • Feb 12, 2019

    The Sixers are loaded — take that, Sam Hinkie!

    The Sixers are 36-20. They’re fourth in the Eastern Conference, and they’ve been getting big wins over good teams. They’ve even made multiple trades, in which they’ve given up future draft choices in favor of talented players. Sam Hinkie must absolutely hate it.  I really don’t understand the Hinkie people. For all those years, they rooted for open losing,...

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  • Dec 18, 2018

    Nick Foles is the future for the Eagles

    I don’t need to say it, because everyone who watched the Eagles game Sunday night saw it.  Nick Foles is the future of the Eagles’ quarterback position.  Just look at Sunday. The team scored early. Receivers were open, with players other than Zach Ertz actually catching the ball. Much like the days of A.J. Feeley, Koy Detmer, Jeff Garcia,...

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  • Oct 31, 2018

    Yes, it's the worst year in Philadelphia sports history

    The Eagles are 4-4 and injury-riddled. They’ve blown two easy wins. The Phillies collapsed down the stretch, didn’t fire Matt Klentak or Gabe Kapler, and have now not won the World Series in ten years.  The Flyers are a disaster, and the Sixers want us to be excited because last year’s #1 overall draft pick sometimes hits one three-pointer per...

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  • Sep 27, 2018

    How a horrifying monster took over Philadelphia sports

    Carson Wentz is back at quarterback for the first-place Eagles. Villanova’s the defending national champion. The Phillies suffered a monumental collapse and even worse, the bar in their stadium is going out of business. The Sixers celebrated the start of training camp by finishing up the longest GM search in history. But no one in Philadelphia cares about any...

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  • Jun 1, 2018

    Using a fake account to tweet about Philadelphia sports is wrong

    First of all, to answer your question: No, I’m not actually Bryan Colangelo. My phone number doesn’t end in -91.   Secondly, to pose a question of my own: Would Buddy Ryan use a series of fake Twitter accounts for underhanded purposes? Would a member of his family? Actually, never mind, bad example.  So as The Ringer reported earlier this...

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  • Apr 2, 2018

    Philly sports this year are good — maybe too good

    So far in 2018, you’d think there’d be a lot to be happy about here in Philadelphia. The Eagles won a championship. Villanova is one win away from one. The Sixers have won ten in a row and clinched a playoff spot, and Markelle Fultz is back on the court. The Phillies actually spent some money and signed some...

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  • Feb 23, 2018

    The Eagles won the Super Bowl! So how come I'm not happy?

    It’s now been two weeks since the Eagles finally won their first Super Bowl. In that time, I’ve re-watched the game five times, re-watched the parade 15 times, and purchased six Super Bowl champions t-shirts, four sweatshirts and five hats. And that’s just from the next morning. We won, like I’ve always wanted. We’re Super Bowl champs. It wasn’t...

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  • Feb 6, 2018

    I Never Once Doubted You, Eagles

    The Eagles did it. On Sunday night, as throughout the entire season, they had to overcome a lot. Injuries. Adversity. Tom Brady. Bill Belichick. The refs. The league. The oddsmakers. Cris Collinsworth. That Patriots defensive coordinator who I could have sworn reached the second round of Wing Bowl before vomiting out. Whatever cheating the Pats attempted that we’ll find out...

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  • Jan 27, 2018

    Why aren't the Eagles favored over Falcons? Because everyone hates Philly

    The Philadelphia Eagles, despite a 13-3 record and home field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs, are a 3-point underdog on Saturday to the Atlanta Falcons. And if you’re not absolutely up in arms about that, you should be. The reason the Falcons are favored is simple: The NFL, and all of its pundits, commentators, announcers, oddmakers and (especially) referees, hate the...

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  • Dec 1, 2017

    7 ways the Eagles could blow it

    At first glance, it appears things are going pretty great this fall for our Philadelphia Eagles. They’re 10-1, dominant on both sides of the ball, and close to clinching the NFC East. The final scores of their last four games are 33-10, 51-23, 37-9 and 31-3. The team is in the driver’s seat for home field advantage and a...

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