Dallas week. One of the most stressful weeks of the season slammed right in the middle of the most wonderful time of the year. Because who’s allowed to have a stress-free holiday season?
And before I even get started, I know the records. I know the state of the NFC East. But nothing — and I mean nothing will stop me from chanting ‘Dallas sucks!’ … even if they have the same mediocre 7-7 record.
Trust me, my best friend of over 12 years is a Cowboys fan, (I know, it’s a strong friendship to withstand that kind of rivalry) but even that doesn’t stop me from expressing my hatred for AmErIcA’s TeAm.
I also don’t want to put things into the universe only for them to come back and haunt me this time next week. And that doesn’t mean I don’t have faith in the Eagles — but have you been on NFL Twitter before? Sometimes the comments are just unbearable.
So, I’ll let others do the smack talking for now.
Dallas fans’ definition of ‘rent free’ means the Eagles know what team they play next with the division on the line. OK.
Oh yeah, she’s definitely on the nice list this year. Raise ‘em right!
Might have to order a second pizza because if you can’t touch artwork, how are you expected to eat it?
Two words: True. Dat.
Couldn’t have said it any better myself, Yianni.
The PSA we have heard dozens of time this week but have to hear again:
I don’t think Kevin understands this classic SpongeBob meme … Kev, you’re supposed to use it when you’re being sarcastic. (See rotating lower-case upper-case letters used in the correct way in the third paragraph of this post.)
Maybe, just maybe they should start with consecutive playoff wins since the last time they did that I wasn’t even born. Just a thought.
And honestly nothing would bring me more joy than being able to tweet Cowboys superfan Cameron Magruder ‘Do you want to talk about it?’ ... If you know, you know.
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