Tobias Harris is separated from rookie cult hero and internet goofball Matisse Thybulle, which means he had to find other ways to populate his Instagram stories with comedy.
Enter a bunch of wild turkeys in Harris's backyard.
It's unclear where Harris is riding out the NBA's season suspension, but wherever it is, he was greeted Thursday afternoon by a few preening turkeys, a welcome sight for anyone bored of looking at the same eight things in their house every day.
Harris, of course, whipped out his phone and opened up Instagram, and started filming - and narrating - the impromptu wildlife.
You're gonna want to turn your sound on:
Tobias Harris is keeping himself entertained. pic.twitter.com/a0ezitpgyu— Adam Hermann (@adamwhermann) April 9, 2020
Is... is Harris narrating these turkeys' prospective sex lives? He definitely is, isn't he?
It's all amazing, but Harris getting spooked by the aggressive turkey at the end is an absolute highlight for me. Does he not trust the integrity of those windows?!
Again, we don't know where Harris is spending his time away from basketball, but judging by the fowl play, it might be New Jersey. The Garden State is known for its hordes of wild turkeys - there are roughly 20,000 living in the state - and the Sixers' practice facility is of course located in Camden.
Between Thybulle adding a Roomba as a pet, and now Harris's encounter with wild turkeys, it's certainly been an interesting few weeks of social distancing for the Sixers.
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