Charles Barkley was a guest on The Dan Patrick Show on Thursday and the casual conversation was -- not surprisingly -- quite entertaining.
You learn a little about how Chuck juggles two cell phones, his awful golf swing, Nirvana's marijuana habits, getting hazed by Andrew Toney, LaVar Ball, and a little about golfing and gambling with Michael Jordan.
"I probably won a million dollars five times, but I probably lost a million dollars twenty-five times," Chuck says of his gambling habits in Las Vegas. His friends call him an idiot when he gambles.
But the part of the conversation that is making waves on the Internet today is Sir Charles admitting he wouldn't mind murdering Skip Bayless for ratings' sake.
"You know what we should do for ratings? I see you've got all these TVs on. If I get a disease and I'm going to die, how about you get Skip Bayless in here and I'll kill him live on national television," Barkley said.
"I just want to get Skip Bayless in a room one time and just beat him like a dog."
"So you'd kill him?" Patrick asks.
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"Yes. Only if I knew I was going to die. If I'm gonna live, I don't want to be in prison because as [Rick] Mahorn says, 'they'd love you in prison.'"
If you've got 45 minutes to kill you can listen to the entire conversation. If you want the Bayless part, skip ahead all the way to the end around the 41-minute mark.