Here's a fun one just for the pure absurdity of it all. In an attempt to "set the record straight" about the time he allegedly, maybe did some sexy things with a transgender woman, former Eagles wide receiver and sometimes husband to Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, Hank Baskett opened up to People Magazine about what really happened.
Here's how People tell it (they got the exxxclusive):
Last April, Baskett says he encountered a couple in a grocery store parking lot smoking marijuana. The former football player, 32, says he approached the couple to buy some pot; they gave him a phone number to call and, when he did, he was provided an address. Once he showed up at the home, Baskett says he used the restroom and when he emerged, "I saw something I thought I would never see in my life."
Baskett says the person who answered the door, a transgender woman, was nude and making out with another transgender woman. "I froze," says Baskett, visibly shaking as he recalls the memory. Then, the woman who answered the door approached Baskett and fondled him through his basketball shorts.
"I didn't engage in anything," he says. "It was like a bank robbery. You never know when you'll freeze. I don't know if it was a couple of seconds or 15 seconds, because all I was saying was get out, get out, get out."
In case you weren't up to speed on what had previously been reported. The transgender woman told tabloids that Basket tracked her down via social media and that some "mutual masturbation" went down. This made for wonderfully awful reality TV for Kendra and Hank, the former of which apparently flushed her wedding ring down the toilet.
But Kendra believes Hank now.
"Hank was very naïve and gullible," she told People. "He thinks everybody is his friend. That led him to the hell that we've lived."