While the rest of the Phillies are probably off enjoying beaches and golf courses across the country, the Phanatic is keeping as busy as ever.

After doing his part to promote jury duty earlier in the week, Sports Illustrated made us aware that the Phanatic auditioned for their famous Swimsuit Issue.

The results are... something.

You can head over to and check out the Phanatic's interview and (lack of?) thoughtful responses.

Here's a GIF that summarizes the vibe pretty well.

This is the second fantastic piece that SI has done on the Phanatic this offseason. You may remember their short film on him from last month which you can watch below.